i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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