Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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