Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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