I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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