After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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