Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm passing your future prison.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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