i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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