Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
