Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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