Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You're breaking my sexual little heart
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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