what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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