Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
