no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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