Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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