Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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