don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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