Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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