According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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