I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Two words: nipple clamps
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