So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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