marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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