Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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