with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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