Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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