you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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