after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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