Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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