my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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