Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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