People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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