so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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