Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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