I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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