Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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