summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
only if we run a train.
done.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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