just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Your penis caused this!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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