your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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