absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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