Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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