I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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