Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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