Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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