Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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