Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
accomplished twins. life is a go
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I am naked and annoyed.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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