dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just want nice things and good sex
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
