question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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