pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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