dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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