this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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