erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
What drink are we having for lunch?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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