I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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