We should be called the Road Head Warriors
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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