Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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