I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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